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- Officially declare repetitive flaming against the law.
- Have at least one cosplay holiday a year.
- Lower the cost of video games, manga and anime.
- Allow Pandas to apply for citizenships (I like Pandas).
- We can do the freaky happy dance and not get laughed at.
- Make it a school requirement to learn everything about l337
- All teachers must be l337 certifried
- English should be a replaced with l337 class
- School field trips will consist of going to arcades and practicing there l337 skillz.
- Sit down and watch FLCL.
- Launch an elephant into space using an anal placed rocket.
- Use a toilet bowl to rule the world.
- Begin to make MT toilet paper.
- Become Great Teachers.
- Use a rubber ducky to inflict fear on the bystanders.
- Declare a national anime/manga day.
- Force all men to wear those dramatically manly clothes while the women all wear school uniforms.
- Arrest Michael Jackson for being Michael Jackson.
- Kill all the normal people... *Looks around and cries* They scare me!!!
- Buy a new computer and name him George-Bob!
- Kill Sony and create a new gaming system!
- Destroy Texas
- Give Canada a ton of weapons of mass destruction.
- Chainsaw Bill Gate's face off.
- Call down hostile alien forces to destroy the Earth, then kill them all with something freaky and steal all their freaky technology.
- Have Britain lead the European Union into blissful Fascism.
- Make smiley face crop circles.
- Screw babies, I'll start putting children between the ages 3-10 on spikes! [See why I have disclaimers?!--Darkness087]
- Tokyo will be renamed Megatokyo.
- Jpop and jrock be played on radio stations outside of Japan.
- Further research be made in the field of giant robots.
- Some major cities should be renamed after MT characters.
- Free high speed internet for all, and the like.
- Trolls should be punished for their actions under our new law.
- Make videogaming a sport.
- Change the name of the U.S to Bob.
- Ban the use of any game system not sony.
- Kill bill gates with an x-box and use his money to build E.D.S and giant robots.
- Make research in to plastic surgery allowing people to look like anime characters .
- Clone a centuar BECAUSE CENTUARS ARE COOL (not the crappy ones in harry potter <("<))!
- Kill Goegre Bush (I've bagzyed this!).
- Make it illegal to be normal.
- Free choclate for alll!
- Knight stick's for eveyone!
- Gaming is a legal requirement.
- Add the word "w00t" to the dictionary.
- Make l33t the official language of the New United Nations.
- Instead of jailing prisoners, tie them to chairs and make them watch all the old Care Bear episodes.
- Make all schools adopt MT g34r as their official school uniforms.
- Make Tux the Linux Penguin the Official bird of the U.S.A. (take that, you balding eagles!).
- Make every child under the age of 5 learn BASIC.
- Strap Bill Gates to a chair and make him watch 24 straight hours of "BANZAI."
- Put cats in charge.
- Put people in butler suits and have them serve the cats.
- Put forum trolls on litter duty.
- Any channel showing anime should be made available to everyone (not just those who have the most expensive TV package).
- Schools should have an 'anime day' when the students can watch anime.
- Make anime producers sell their stuff cheaper.
- Pass a law forcing all British children to learn Japanese as a second language. [Copycat! (see my post below)--Darkness087]
- Make an anime channel...what? They have one already?
- Make every school have uniforms...and they have to be all Japanese-esque.
- Fr33 anime for all.
- More PSO... and...uhhh...free modem connections?
- Begin genetic testing for the X gene... when it's found mass produce it and sell it online. [Yet again, proof that you can find ANYTHING on eBay.--Darkness087]